Real Life Drama

Starring:

BlackSheep
The Fake Girlfriend
Young Nastyman
Nastyman's Nice Girlfriend
Nastyman's Cute Sister
The Couple (A and B)
The Kid
The Brokenhearted

Scene 1:

As the train ground to a halt, the Sheep slipped on his red-tinted sunglasses, reflecting the sun's glare as the doors opened. He slung his guitar onto his left shoulder and stepped off the train. He took in a deep breath, preparing himself for the game that was to come, and walked toward the apartment block where his Fake Girlfriend lived.

Scene 2:

Already, Fake Girlfriend had received several phone calls from Young Nastyman. In the past, Fake Girlfriend had an affair with Young Nastyman whilst Young Nastyman's Nice Girlfriend was away on holiday. Fake Girlfriend felt guilty after, and called things off, but Young Nastyman would have none of it.

Young Nastyman's latest attempt was to use his Nice Girlfriend's birthday as an excuse to invite Fake Girlfriend to the party. Hence, the Sheep was called in as the Perfect Candidate to stop Young Nastyman from pestering the Fake Girlfriend.

Guitar and girl in hand, the Sheep and the Fake set off for the restaurant just before the sun set.

Scene 3:

At the restaurant, the Sheep noticed that Young Nastyman had strategically set the seats out so as to seat Fake Girlfriend next to him. His Nice Girlfriend (who, the Sheep is puzzled to admit, looks somewhat more attractice than the Fake), was in fact sitting two seats from Young Nastyman, with Young Nastyman's attractive Cute Sister between her and Young Nastyman like so:


Empty - Empty - YNM - CS - NGF

YNM immediately pulled out the chair next to him for the Fake to sit in... thus began the night's complex tug of war.

Scene 4:

The Sheep could not help but sneak a few glances throughout the night at Young Nastyman's Cute Sister. Damn, she's hot. And the Sheep also noticed that she was sneaking a few glances his way, and smiling every time too. The Sheep felt torn between loyalty to a friend, and baser instincts...

YNM was incessantly hitting on the Fake. So the Sheep decided enough was enough. He whipped out his guitar and sang YNM's girlfriend a birthday ballad, much to the approval of the ladies. YNM was visibly quieter after that. However, little did the Sheep know what he was up against...

To be Continued... (Cue Cheesy Romantic Theme Song)

Substitute

And here I thought it only happens in movies and teen stories... but an old friend of mine has just asked me to attend a party with her as her boyfriend. It's to do with the... er... "history" she has with a couple there. And basically, to avoid questions about a love triangle involving her and that couple about a year ago, I'm gonna turn up and keep the questions to a minimum.

I'm up for a bit of fun, and there's another party I have to attend anyway that evening. It's awhile away so she must be pretty desperate about going with someone! Anyway, roll on July! Have my exam resits to worry about first though...